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It’s lack of faith that makes…

It’s lack of faith that makes people afraid of meeting challenges, and I believed in myself.

It’s just a job. Grass grows…

It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

It’s hard to be humble, when…

It’s hard to be humble, when you’re as great as I am.

It isn’t the mountains ahead to…

It isn’t the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it’s the pebble in your shoe.

I’m the most recognized and loved…

I’m the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren’t no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away in the villages didn’t know about them.

I’m so fast that last night…

I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

I’m not the greatest; I’m the…

I’m not the greatest; I’m the double greatest. Not only do I knock ‘em out, I pick the round.

I’ll beat him so bad he’ll…

I’ll beat him so bad he’ll need a shoehorn to put his hat on.

I’ll be floating like a butterfly…

I’ll be floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee.

If you even dream of beating…

If you even dream of beating me you’d better wake up and apologize.