Marriage Quotes and Quotations

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

Many a good hanging prevents a bad marriage.

By Voltaire ⋅ July 5, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.

By Voltaire ⋅ July 5, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.

By Socrates ⋅ July 5, 2011 ⋅ Post a comment

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will, he will be sure to repent.

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – we’re doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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