God has given many qualities to you

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Posted in Funny SMS, Insult SMS |

Taxi driver to sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Posted in Sardar SMS |

Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat

M Ali Jinnah = Qaid-e-Azam
Liaqut Ali = Qaid-e-Millat
Fatima Jinnah = Madar-e-Millat
Pervez Musharraf = Qaid-e-Qillat :p

Posted in Politics SMS |

Tring Tring Tring.

Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

Posted in Sardar SMS |

Sardar made a call to the airport

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Posted in Sardar SMS |

My valentine poem (will u b my valentine)

Will you be my Valentine?
I know that I am yours.
You are like a ocean,
And I am like your shores
You are like an endless wave
And I your waiting sand.
And I will wait forever as
You come & smooth my hand.
I will wait forever, yet
You are a part of me.
I hold you in my arms, while you
Come to me endlessly.
I know that I am yours.
I love you with a love that yearns
To be your golden shores.
Will you be my Valentine?

Posted in Love SMS, Valentine SMS |

Un se duur janay ka irada na tha

Un se duur janay ka irada na tha,
Sada sath rehnay ka bhi wada na tha,

Wo yaad na karaingay yeh jantay thay hum,
Par itni jaldi bhool jayengay, andaza na tha.

Posted in Poetry SMS |

Its a nice feeling when you know

It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend

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