A neutron walks into a bar. I’d like a beer he says. The
bartender promptly serves up a beer.

How much will that be? asks the neutron.

For you? replies the bartender, No charge >>>>

A Philosopher is giving speech in a crowed, he told to the people, �Always listen to your wife as she gives 100% sound advice.�

People from the crowed asked him, �Please Sir, tell in details how the wife gives 100% sound advice?�

The Philosopher replied, �99% sound and 1% >>>>

An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside.

I have always heard that you cant take it with you. But I want to disprove that theory,he said. I have $90,000 under my mattress, and when I die, just before >>>>

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine, when he saw two men eating grass by the roadside.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

Why are you eating grass? he asked one man.

We dont have any money for food. the poor man >>>>