Albert Einstein

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”

“The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.”

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”

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Washington, D. C.

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that >>>>

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Physics

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.

“Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out.

“To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the >>>>

Actual stories provided by travel agents:

1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.

2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take >>>>

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