Why do ducks have flat feet?

Why do ducks have flat feet?

For stamping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?

For stamping out flaming ducks.
Why do giraffes have long necks?

For spitting on burning elephants. >>>>

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Lifeboat

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when
they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie >>>>

Posted in Idiot Jokes, Travel jokes |

Child’s Perspective on Retirement

A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following:

“We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live here in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida and now they live in a place >>>>

What is the dieter’s element?

Q. What is the dieter’s element?

A. Nobelium >>>>

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