How are an elephant and a banana just alike?
They are both yellow . . . . uh . . . . Except for the elephant, of course.
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
Look! A herd of elephants coming over the hill!
What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants wearing sunglasses coming over the hill?
Nothing. He didn’t recognize them.
What did Jane say when she saw a herd of elephants coming over the hill?
Look! A bunch of bananas coming over the hill! (Jane was color-blind.)