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What is the chemical formula for water?


Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”

Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”

Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H >>>>

Where does one put the dishes?


Q. Where does one put the dishes?

A. In the Zinc. >>>>

What is the dieter’s element?


Q. What is the dieter’s element?

A. Nobelium >>>>

Albert Einstein


“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”

“The must incomprehensible thing about the universe is that it is comprehensible.”

“Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.”

Try >>>>

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