Confucius Says:
Television never replace old reliable key hole.
Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy…
Laziest man in world who marry widow with six children.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who put head on railroad track get splitting headache.
Man who scratches backside should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Kids are like Legos, lot of fun to make, but sooner or later, only end up messing up house.
Confucius Says:
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.
Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.
Man who make love to girl on hill…he not on level.
Honeymoon over when man who whispered sweet nothings before now say nothing sweet.
Man who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there..
Confucius Says:
Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man who love and loses, have not right lawyer.
When lady say `no´ she mean `perhaps´ when she say `perhaps´ she mean `yes´ but when she say `yes´, she not a lady.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
When man 60 marry girl 25, like buying book for someone else to read.
Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.