Category Archives: Money Jokes

Washington, D. C.

A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

“That’s impossible,” said the tourist. “No one could throw a coin that >>>>

Posted in Money Jokes, Travel jokes |

Two Dollar Bills

When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors’ items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band.

On my next trip to my parents’ house, I gave the $200 to my mother and said, >>>>

Posted in Bank Jokes, Money Jokes |

The banker fell overboard …

The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.

The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, “Can you float alone?”

“Obviously,” the banker replied, “but this is a heck of a time to talk >>>>

The Frog

A frog walks into a bank and asks the teller, “Who do I talk to about getting a loan?” The teller shows him to the office of the loans manager, Ms. Patricia Black.

“I would like a loan for $20.00 to buy a new lily pad,” the frog tells her.

“Do you have >>>>

Posted in Bank Jokes, Money Jokes |
Page 1 of 3123