Category Archives: Midget Jokes

Knock Knock – Midget


Knock! Knock!
Who’s There?
Midget.
Midget who?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell. >>>>

Midget Dwarf


I have a friend name Dennis. Both his parents are midgets, but not Dennis. He’s a midget dwarf. He’s the guy who poses for trophies. – Steven Wright >>>>

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What do you get when you cross a midget …


What do you get when you cross a midget with a computer?

A short circuit. >>>>

What do you get if you cross a midget with Dracula


Q. What do you get if you cross a midget with Dracula?

A. A vampire that sucks blood from your kneecaps. >>>>

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