Category Archives: Men Jokes

Things Not To Say During Childbirth….

– Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

– Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

– I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

– If you >>>>

Chemical analysis of human elements

Element name: WOMAN.
Symbol: WO.

Atomic weight: ‘Don’t even go there’.
Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very >>>>