Category Archives: Love Jokes

Time Gets Better with Age

I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sings “Silent Night”.
Age 5

I’ve learned that our dog doesn’t want to eat my broccoli either.
Age 7

I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what >>>>

Sodium fell in love with a Bunsen burner…

A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.

“Oh Bunsen, my flame. I melt whenever I see you . . .”, the sodium pined.

“It’s just a phase you’re going through”, replied the Bunsen burner. >>>>