Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes

Two lawyers are in a bank…


Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While several
of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams >>>>

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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club …


A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal lions
gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

“It ain’t so bad,” one crook noted. “We got $25 between us.”

The boss screamed, “I warned you >>>>

Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding


The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of distant galaxies colliding. Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved resolution provided by the Hubble Space Telescope, you can >>>>

Questioning A Lawyer’s Personal Integrity


An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers.

“As I’m sure you can understand,” she started off with one of the >>>>

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