Category Archives: Jewish Jokes

If Microsoft Were Jewish

1. Instead of getting a “General Protection Fault” error, your PC would get “Verklemmt”.

2. When you fill up your “C-drive”, you will get a “Hard Drive is Schtopped” message.

3. Hanukkah screen savers will have “Flying >>>>

If Microsoft were Jewish

1. Your PC would shut down automatically on Friday evenings.

2. Your “Start” button would be replaced with a “Let’s go. I’m not getting any younger.” button.

3. RETRY would be replaced with “You vant I should try again?”

4. When >>>>

Mexican Jews

Sid and Mundo were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Sid,” asked Mundo, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?”

I don’t know,” Mundo replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?”

When the waiter came by, Mundo asked him, “Are there any >>>>