Category Archives: Irish Jokes

Drinking Buddies

Pat and Mike had been drinking buddies and friends for years. After having a few drinks in a bar, Mike said to Pat “We have been friends for years and years and if I should die before you do would you do me a favor? Get the best bottle of Irish whiskey you can find and pour it over my >>>>

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A Strong Lecture about Drink

Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, “If you continue drinking as you do, you’ll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you’ll turn into a mouse.”

This frightened the life out of >>>>

A woman follows her husband

A woman followed her husband to the public house. “How can you come here,” she said, taking a sip of his pint of Guinness, “and drink that awful stuff?” “Now!” he cried, “And you always said I was out enjoying meself.” >>>>

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Irish Olives

McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the Irishman started to leave.

“S’cuse me,” said a customer, who was puzzled over what >>>>

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