Category Archives: Food Jokes

Turkey Riddle #5


What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed! >>>>

Thanksgiving Dinner


What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turKEY >>>>

Turkey Riddle #3


Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks >>>>

God is watching


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end >>>>

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