Category Archives: Dog Jokes

Basketball Q&A

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.

Q: What’s the difference between >>>>

Pet Lovers’ Manifesto

Dear Dogs and Cats,

When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw >>>>

A Dog’s Rules For Christmas

1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.

2. They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not assume that all the gifts are yours.

3. Be >>>>