Category Archives: Criminal Jokes

Criminal Masterminds – Florida

This just goes to show the quality of our criminals has definitely taken a nose-dive!

Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into the bank one day. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, “FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!” For a moment, everyone >>>>

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Criminal Masterminds – Tennessee

A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole the bank’s video camera. While it was recording. Remotely. (That is,
the videotape recorder was located elsewhere in the bank, so he didn’t get the videotape of himself stealing the camera.) >>>>

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Criminal Masterminds – Florida

This just goes to show the quality of our criminals has definitely taken a nose-dive!

Wearing a ski mask and carrying a gun, a thief burst into the bank one day. Aiming his gun at the guard, the thief yelled, “FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKERS, THIS IS A ****-UP!” For a moment, everyone >>>>

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Daughter in college

Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?

As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one question for you. Where >>>>

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