Category Archives: Chinese Jokes

Confucius Says 6

Confucius Says:

Girl who make love in tomb may soon become mummy.

Wise man never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

Man who drop watch in toilet have crappy time.

Man trapped in pantry have himself in jam.

Women take to good hearted men. Also from.

Man who >>>>

Confucius Says 7

Confucius Says:

House without bathroom, uncanny.

Man who throw dirt, losing ground.

Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn

Do not drink and park, accidents cause people.

Man who crosses ocean twice without washing, is a dirty double >>>>

Confucius Says 3

Confucius Says:

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

He who eats too many prunes, sits on potty many moons.

Man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

Man who make love to girl on hill…he not on >>>>

Basketball Q&A

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.

Q: What’s the difference between >>>>

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