Category Archives: Chemistry Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?


Little Johnny’s teacher asks, “What is the chemical formula for water?”

Little Johnny replies, “HIJKLMNO”!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, “What on Earth are you talking about?”

Little Johnny replies, “Yesterday you said it was H >>>>

Where does one put the dishes?


Q. Where does one put the dishes?

A. In the Zinc. >>>>

What is the dieter’s element?


Q. What is the dieter’s element?

A. Nobelium >>>>

What did the gambler do with his cards?


Q. What did the gambler do with his cards?

A. He Palladium. >>>>

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