Category Archives: Birthday Jokes

Surprised birthday party

“I’m giving a ‘surprised’ birthday party for you.”

“A ‘surprised’. birthday party? What’s that?”

“That’s where I invite a bunch of your friends, and if any of them come, I’ll be surprised!” >>>>

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Birthday Q&A

: Were any famous men born on your birthday?
A: No, only little babies.

Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

Q: What’s the best way to get a man to remember your >>>>

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99th Birthday Interview

An eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was correct that he had just celebrated is ninety-ninth birthday.

`That’s right,’ said the old man. `Ninety-nine years old, and I haven’t an enemy in the world. They’re all dead.’

`Well, >>>>

A Blonde Interview

A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.

“So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?”

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying “Ehhhh… 22!”

The >>>>

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