Category Archives: Basketball Jokes

Basketball Q&A

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.

Q: What’s the difference between >>>>

Knicks Fan

There was a Knicks fan with nosebleed seat in Madison Square Garden. Looking around, he spotted an empty seat court side. So, he made his way down to the empty seat.

When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man sitting next to it,

“Is this seat taken?” The man replied, >>>>

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Manic Depression

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of >>>>