Category Archives: Bank Jokes

Two Dollar Bills

When the U.S. Mint reissued two-dollar bills, I thought they might someday become collectors’ items. I went to the bank and picked up a hundred, serially numbered and still in their original band.

On my next trip to my parents’ house, I gave the $200 to my mother and said, >>>>

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A Tried and Trusted Employee

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours.”

The banker said, “Yes he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch >>>>

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If you owe the bank $100 …

If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem. >>>>

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Two lawyers are in a bank…

Two lawyers are in a bank, when armed robbers suddenly burst in. While several
of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on lawyer number one jams >>>>

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