Category Archives: Animal Jokes

Animal Super Bowl

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.

At the start of the second half the big animals had >>>>

Basketball Q&A

How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
They stand near the fans!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Q: Why are basketball players messy eaters?
A: They’re always dribbling.

Q: What’s the difference between >>>>

Animal Sounds

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

Mother: “What does the cow say?”

Child: “Moo!”

Mother: “Great! What does the cat say?”

Child: “Meow.”

Mother: “Oh, you’re so smart! >>>>

The Salesman and the Dog

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, ‘Don’t be surprised. This is just part of >>>>

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