Category Archives: America Jokes

Explaining the Flag

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American.

“Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue after we pay them.”

The American nodded. “It’s the same in >>>>

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Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle >>>>

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Thanksgiving in the UK

A few years ago, an American and a British journalist were discussing Thanksgiving on a British radio program. The American asked if Thanksgiving was celebrated in the UK.

“Yes,” the British journalist replied, “but we celebrate it on the 6th of >>>>

An American was telling one of his favorite jokes

An American was telling one of his favorite jokes to a group of friends.

“Hell is a place where the cooks are British, the waiters are French, the
policemen are Germans, and the trains are run by Italians.”

The lone European in the group pondered all this for a >>>>

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