: Were any famous men born on your birthday?
A: No, only little babies.
Q: What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
Q: What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
A: Get married on his birthday.
BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.