Ole and Lena went to a fair. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.
“$10 for 3 minutes, ” replied the pilot.
“That’s too much, ” said Ole.
The pilot thought for a second and then said, “I’ll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you’ll have to pay $10.”
Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, “I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man.”
“Maybe so, ” said Ole, “but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out.”