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Hindi Sardar SMS

Sardar went to theatre

Sardar 1: o yar!
Me kal film dekhne theater gaya!
Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy
sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha?
Sardar1:
“Operation Theatre”

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Pani dene se pehle boil…

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…

Subah 5 baje phansi

Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Sardar:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d

Qeema nikalne ki machine

Sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi qeema nikalne ki machine laga di.

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Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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