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Hindi Santa Banta SMS

T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

Santa, Kachha and parosan

Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.

संता-बंता को रास्ते में दो

संता-बंता को रास्ते में दो बम मिले।
संता (बंता से)- चल पुलिस को देकर आते हैं।
बंता (संता से)- अगर कोई बम रास्ते में फट गया तो?
संता- झूठ बोल देंगे की एक ही मिला था..!!

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Tumhari galat fahami hai

Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

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Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’

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