Category Archives: Wife SMS

Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc…

Part & art of living

Having “WIFE” Is A
Part Of Living…

But

Having “GIRLFRIEND”
Along With The “WIFE” Is
Art Of Living

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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If I Dismiss The Cook…

Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)

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Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

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Who is guilty (Husband / Wife) ?

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night
and suddenly shouts: “Up! Quick! My husband is back!”

Man gets up, jumps out of the window,
hurts himself, and then realizes: “Damn, I am the husband!”

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Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision

Whenever an intelligent man makes any important decision,
he closes his eyes,
thinks a lot,
listens to his heart,
uses his head & finally does wat his wife says

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Difference between POETRY & LECTURE

Difference between POETRY & LECTURE
Any word said by girlfriend is “Poetry”
&
anything said by wife is “Lecture”

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Husband asks his wife

Husband asks his wife:
“God created you extremely beautiful. But why did he make you so stupid?”

“Oh, there is a reason”, the wife answers.

“God made me beautiful to attract you. And he made me stupid enough to make sure I will keep you.”

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