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Collection of wife sms jokes & text messages which includes :- wife jokes , husband and wife jokes etc…

Husband Gifted His Wife…

Husband Gifted His Wife
A Diamond Necklace &
She Didnt Talk To Him For A Month!!!
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.That Was The DEAL… :P

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Husband to a newly wed wife

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

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Position of husband is like a split A.C.

Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.

Prove you were not overspeeding

Judge: How can you prove
you were not speeding your car?

Man: Sir, I was on the way to
bring back my wife from her mother’s home!

Judge: that’s all, case dismissed :p

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Was my fault…

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

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Trust Is The Most Important Part…

Trust Is The Most Important Part Of A Relationship.

You Must Be 100% Sure That
She Won’t Tell Your Wife! =P

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Love is Docomo…

Love is Docomo, do the New.

Mariage is idea
can change Ur life

Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows

But

Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan

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Define Checkmate…

Define Checkmate:

When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
‘n
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?

You can’t say NO or Yes…..

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