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Category Archives: Wife SMS
MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P
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A Want to win or to be happy?
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A Husband & Wife Were
Arguing Over Some Issue.
After Much Of Discussion,
Wife Finally Said:
“Tell Me Dear ,
Do You Want To Win
OR
Do You Want To Be Happy . . ?
Argument Ended
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Wife comes home late at night
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Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
“hi darling”, he says,
“your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them.
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Add wife, have life :p
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If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.
But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.
Think different.
Add wife, have life :p
Stupid and beautiful at same time
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A Husband said to his wife One day
“I don’t know how you can be so stupid
&
so beautiful all at the same time”
The wife responded ,
“Allow me to explain,
God made me beautiful
so you would be attracted to me ;
God made me stupid
so I would be attracted to you !”
2 Wise advices for married peoples
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Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)
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Posted in Funny SMS, Marriage SMS, Wife SMS
A man / woman speaks
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As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
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Reports got mixed up
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Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don’t know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!
husband: What should i do now?
Doctor – Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don’t sleep with her!
