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Category Archives: Sardar SMS
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year
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Posted in Sardar SMS
A sardar went to Pizza Hut
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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
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Posted in Sardar SMS
Scientific formula of water by sardar
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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.
Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
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Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &
put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone.
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Is that a sun or moon
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A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?
Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
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Posted in Sardar SMS
What is a adult joke?
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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Posted in Funny SMS, Sardar SMS
Y 18 sardars go 2 a movie
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Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?
Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
Posted in Sardar SMS
