Sardar Sms :
Is Saal 12-12-12 Tarikh Aayegi
Or 12 Baj Ke 12 Min 12 Sec Pe Jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 Hoga To..
By God..
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Sardar Sms :
Is Saal 12-12-12 Tarikh Aayegi
Or 12 Baj Ke 12 Min 12 Sec Pe Jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 Hoga To..
By God..
Sardar: I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Sardar: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai …:-P
Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university
1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
Taxi driver to sardar:-
Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi
sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo