No body Cant beat this….
Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hai ki……
Agar mai “BORING” hun…….
Mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata…!!:-D
Great words of 2 gr8 persons:
I may walk slowly but, I never walk backwards..!
I don’t need to walk Coz I hav a scooter.!:-P
While at d colleg Santa hapnd
2 watch d notice board.
It reads:Invites suggestions 4
d modifiction of Ladies Room.
Santa writes undr-
Let the men Permit 2 Enter
Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, “If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF”
Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
And he is eating the cake i made.
Banta: whom should i call now,
Police or Ambulance?
Kidnaper : Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,
Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.
Santa : Saboot pakka nhi hai,
Mundi bhej mundi..
Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:
Guess What he has written?.
Woman chest are Divided.. !
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D
Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai.
Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re…I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..