Category Archives: Santa Banta SMS

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

Santa call to FM Radio…

Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re…I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him..

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Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha…

Santa ki wife ne use office jate waqt kaha
“See You in the evening!”
Santa gusse me:”Main bhi tujhe dekh lunga kamini!
Dhamki kisko deti hai?

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Translation from hindi to english,

Translation from hindi to english,

“Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi”.
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

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Santa in court

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
“Order ! Order !”

SANTA:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”

JUDGE:
“Shut Up !”

SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!

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Headlights and wipers

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

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Google or Yahoo ???

Santa:- ‘Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?’
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Banta- ‘Oh wait.I’ll search it on
Google’… :D ;)

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Lion bounced on wife

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..

Coffee and wine shop difference

Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

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