No body Cant beat this….
Santa Kabhi kabhi sochta hai ki……
Agar mai “BORING” hun…….
Toh fir,
Mere muh se pani kyu nahi aata…!!:-D
Great words of 2 gr8 persons:
I may walk slowly but, I never walk backwards..!
-Abraham Lincon
I don’t need to walk Coz I hav a scooter.!:-P
-SANTA
While at d colleg Santa hapnd
2 watch d notice board.
It reads:Invites suggestions 4
d modifiction of Ladies Room.
Santa writes undr-
Let the men Permit 2 Enter
Santa (scientist) cut a frogs leg n said JUMP.
Frog jumped.
He cuts another leg n say JUMP..
It jumped. Repets for 3ed leg.
Now he cuts the fourth leg and say JUMP,
Frog coudnt jump.
Santa wrote the result of his reserch, “If frog losees all its leg it become DEAF”
Santa: look a thief has entered our kitchen
And he is eating the cake i made.
Banta: whom should i call now,
Police or Ambulance?