Category Archives: Santa Banta SMS

Simply a hilarious collection of santa banta sms jokes / text messages.

Santa in court


SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
“Order ! Order !”

SANTA:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !”

JUDGE:
“Shut Up !”

SANTA:”No,No..7-Up!

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Headlights and wipers


After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.

Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D

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Google or Yahoo ???


Santa:- ‘Which is better?
Google or Yahoo..?’
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Banta- ‘Oh wait.I’ll search it on
Google’… :D ;)

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Lion bounced on wife


In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..

Coffee and wine shop difference


Santa-What Is Difference
Between COFFEE Shop & WINE
Shop?
Banta-COFFEE Shop Is The
Starting Point Of LOVE & WINE
Shop Is Last Point Of LOVE

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Banta was in court


Banta was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The judge asked him, if he had anything to say in his defence.

“They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Banta.
“It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.”

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Santa reported for his university final examination


Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet yes for heads and no for tails.

Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches his and asks what is going on?

Santa replies, “I’m rechecking my answers and I don’t think I did very good.”

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Santa & Mathematical conversion


Maths Teacher Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!

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