Category Archives: Misc SMS

Miscellaneous sms jokes that are hard to categorize, I consider them as simply hilarious sms jokes

World Thalassemia Day 2012


We are celebrating World Thalassemia Day Today May 08 , 2012.
I wish all the patients to be brave and to fight this disease bravely and stay strong,
living with it is tough.
Please Donate Blood for Thalassemia Patients

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The Greatest Expression Of Love . . .


The Greatest Expression Of Love . . .

In Today’s Age

Is The Sound 0f The Telephone Message Beeps

From Someone You Love .. <3

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Speed is calculated…


Speed is calculated as “Miles per Hour”
But
Life is calculated as”Smiles per Hour”
So increase ur SMILE & get Extra Mileage in Life,

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I feel sorry for people who don’t drink…


I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.
When they wake up in the morning,
That’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

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Wake in the deepest dark of night…


Wake in the deepest dark of night
and hear the driving rain.
Reach out a hand and take a paw and go to sleep again.

Charlotte Gray

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When A Guy Is Hurt…


()”””()
( “o” )
(,> When A Guy Is Hurt
He Smokes,
Drinks,
Tries To Mightier,
Devilish,
Crazy,
Mad…..
.
But When Gal Is Hurt
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Sleep Silently With A Teddy Bear….!!
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Iz This True ?

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Love so steady, love so fine


Love so steady, love so fine,
Be my Valentine and I’ll be thine.
If we love each other, rain or shine,
We’ll be rockin’ hand in hand
At a hundred and ninety-nine.

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Three Skeletons Talking ..


Three Skeletons Talking ..

1st Skeleton : I M The Most Skinny Looking Skeleton In The World .
2nd Skeleton : No I M The Thinnest Skeleton In The World .
3rd Skeleton : Errr… I Think You Haven’t Heard About Sara ;-)

Skeleton Shocked :-p
Humsafar Rocked

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