Category Archives: Marriage SMS

This category is dedicated for marriage jokes / quotes / poems / sms / text messages.

Secret of successful marriage


A successful marriage is based
On give & take:

Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it

&

Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!

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2 Wise advices for married peoples


Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)

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Most expensive way to sleep


The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
.
.
.
Marriage!

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Why should I ?


A Question Asked In A Talent Test

If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?

The Answer Came:

“Why Should I ? :-P

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Best month to get married


1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?

2nd Man: Octemb ruary

1st Man: Don’t Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month

2nd Man: Exactly

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Love marriage is better because


Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
“A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST”

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My wife converted me to religion…


1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

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Don’t Marry The Person…


Don’t Marry The Person ,
You Want To Live With…

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without…

But Remember Whatever You Do,

You Will Regret It Later… ;->

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