Category Archives: Insult SMS

List of Funny insult sms / text messages, insult jokes, insult comments, rude insults and other friends insulting / teasing sms / text messages.

Am I Pretty Or Ugly?

Gf : Am I Pretty Or Ugly?
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Bf : You Are Both
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Gf : What Do Yu Mean Both ?
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Bf : You Are Pretty Ugly

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Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

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Your teeths r like stars

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

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How good I play the guitar ???

boy: how do i play the guitar????
girl: u should be on TV for ur talent :|
boy: am i so good??? :D :O

girl: if u were on TV,, i can atleast switch it off ;/

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You are Active …

A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dear friend
E : u r Excellent
F : u r First
G : u r Great

Sorry it will take too much time to lie till Z.

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But Still You Look Damn Ugly..

Boy:- Nice Dress!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Earing!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Shoes!
Girl:- Thanks.
Boy:- Nice Lipstick!
Girl:- (irritated): Thanks Brother!
Boy:- But Still You Look Damn Ugly..!!=

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Why Are You Back…

SILENT Insult

Wife: Why Are You Back Home So Early?

Husband: At Office Boss Told Me,

…”GO TO HELL”..:-P

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Heartbeats are countless…

Heartbeats are countless…
Spirits are ageless…
Dreams are endless…
Memories are timeless…
A Lover like you shameless…

Oops !!. Sorry priceless!!

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