Category Archives: Funny SMS

Written at the reception of a Corporate Company
We don’t pay you for having “BRAINS”
We only reward YOU fro USING them INTELLIGENTLY

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Don’t Be Sad If A Person Prefers
Another Person Over You.Because
You Can’t Convince A Monkey
That Honey Is Sweeter Than A Banana…!

Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad – DRAMA
If u r afraid – SUSPENSE
If u r angry – ACTION
When u look at the mirror – HORROR

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My Girlfriend Asked Me
Facebook Or Me ?
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Sometimes
I Really Miss Her…

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In Bed,
It’s 6AM,
U close your eyes for 5 mins,
it’s 7:45 But In class,
It’s 9:30
U close your eyes for 5 mins
It’s still 9:31

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Steps To Do Before Studying

Shut Down The Lappie

- Hide It

And

- Pretend As If
I Don’t Know
Where It Is . . .

Once a husband and wife
were preparing to go office
and the wife thought
she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne
chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi to
jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!