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Roses r red .. violts r blue

Roses r red,
violets r blue,
monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Dont get angry,
you will find me there too,
not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Define Checkmate…

Define Checkmate:

When you tell Your Wife that
You saw a Lady on the Street who looked exactly Like Her
‘n
She Asks “WAS SHE HOT?

You can’t say NO or Yes…..

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True Graduation Speech…

True Graduation Speech:

“First, I’d like to thank Google.
Secondly, I’d like to thank copy and paste!
Thirdly, I’d like to thank the xerox machine!”;)

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When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request…

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
‘n not that She’s Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She’s just being Social ‘n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !

Could u fax me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u – it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp ….
I’m playing cards and
we’ve misplaced the JOKER.

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COMPLETE and FINISHED…

Difference btwn COMPLETE and FINISHED..!!!
When you marry the right woman, you are “COMPLETE”..

And when you marry the wrong one, you are “FINISHED”!

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are …

“COMPLETELY FINISHED” !!

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If You Want To Learn Self-Control…

If You Want To Learn Self-Control,
Just Remove The Horn Of Your Car And Drive On
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City Roads… ;->

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Being FAT Is Nature’s Way 0f Saying

Being FAT Is Nature’s Way 0f Saying:

“You’re So Good,
I Think I’ll Make More 0f YOU!” … =D

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