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MY WIFE IS QUEEN..

A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

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Monkey can read SMS in my country

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
Pakistani:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

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What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours

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A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

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The Best VALENTINE Gift this YEAR

The Best VALENTINE Gift this YEAR is to gift ONIONS,
bcoz
1)Got colour of Love (Pink)
2)High Market Value.
3)U can see tears of happiness

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Gangster’s son failed his examination

Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

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Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

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I will not overspeed

Ma’am you were going faster than the speed limit
Please let me go, I am a teacher.

A Teacher? I have been waiting for this day for so long

Now write,”I will not overspeed” 1000 times.

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