Category Archives: Flirt SMS

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

Today night I would like to kiss you and bite you strongly,
Do you accept this,
waiting for your permission,
yours lovingly Mosquito

If I had a penny every time I thought of you,
I’d still miss you,
but at least I would be rich!

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na?KAKa?Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION

Everybody wants

someone special

someone innocent

someone nice

someone cool

But why always ME, ME and ME..???

This my most beautiful SMS for you
If you read you owe me a HUG,
If you delete you Owe me a kiss,
If you save you owe me a DATE,
If you return text message to me,
You OWE me All,
But if you ignore,
You are MINe!
So wat will You do?

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Patient to doctor:
You’ve appointed nice nurse.
She take good care of patients.
doctor: Yes I heard,
When she slapped you.

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