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Meet my wife Tina

Boy1: Meet my wife Tina
Boy2: Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: We were caught sleeping together.
Boy1: What the hell!
Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class

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If CHOCOLATES Were VEGETABLES

If CHOCOLATES Were
VEGETABLES,

You Will Be The Healthiest
Person 0f The World … =P =D

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If They Miss You…

“If They Miss You, They’ll Call You.
If They Want You, They’ll Tell You.
‘n
If They Care, They’ll Show You.
If Not, They’re Not Worth Your Time
Because
You’re Obviously Not Worth Theirs”.. !

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Advise of a dentist

Advise of a dentist
Treat your girlfriend
like a tooth brush.
Don’t let anybody else use it
&
Changed it every 3 months.

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Today night I would like to kiss you

Today night I would like to kiss you and bite you strongly,
Do you accept this,
waiting for your permission,
yours lovingly Mosquito

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If I had a penny…

If I had a penny every time I thought of you,
I’d still miss you,
but at least I would be rich!

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What do you think…

What do you think,
why I sms you?
Is it because I care you
OR
I miss you?
OR
I like you?
OR
I need you?
Na?KAKa?Na
I’ve to utilize free sms package.

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Why do girls look beautiful?

Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false
Girls look beautiful because
.
.
.
.
boys have good IMAGINATION

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