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Newton’s 4th law

According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

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Mam,will you punish me…

Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me
for something that I didn’t do ?

Teacher : Not at all.

Little johnny : That’s good.
Actually i didn’t do my homework!

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Final exam will be based on…

80% of the final exam will be based on
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the one lecture you missed
and
the one topic you didn’t read :/ =P…

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A good teacher according to student

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

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E.T.C Means…

Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->

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Usually Girls dont like to study much…

Usually Girls dont like 2 study much..

Why?

Because

they know that in any corner of the world
Atleast one sweet idiot is studying for them
‘n their future..!

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Side effect of excess study

Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zara”:-P

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Height of coolness

Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

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