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Final exam will be based on…


80% of the final exam will be based on
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the one lecture you missed
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the one topic you didn’t read :/ =P…

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A good teacher according to student


A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking

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E.T.C Means…


Why We Sometimes Write “Etc” In Exams?
Because It Means.
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E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won’t Ever Understand Our FEelings… ;->

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Usually Girls dont like to study much…


Usually Girls dont like 2 study much..

Why?

Because

they know that in any corner of the world
Atleast one sweet idiot is studying for them
‘n their future..!

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Side effect of excess study


Side effect of excess study :p
A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
He Wanted To See The Menu
But He Forgot WhAt It Is Called;

He Asked Waiter,
“Syllabus Lana Zara”:-P

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Height of coolness


Height of coolness:
2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands….
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths……
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

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Paper was tough…


Height of uselessness
Dad :why didn’t you go for exam ?
Son: Paper was tough
Dad ;with out going how do you know ?
Son: Paper was leaked 2 days ago…!!!

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A Good / Best Teacher is who ….


A Good Teacher Is Who
Tells To Study Hard…

But,,

A Best Teacher Is Who
Stands Outside D
Examination Hall N Shouts. . .

“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO…” =P =D

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