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A GIRL Puts Her Fingers…

A GIRL Puts Her Fingers Near HOTEL MANAGER’S Lips.
MANAGER Kisses n sucks Each Finger
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GIRL: Tell Your BOSS There Is No Tissue Paper In ur TOILET…

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Smile is the 2nd best thing…

Smile is the 2nd best thing You do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one…
It’s keeping ur mouth shut.
But I like the way You think!

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Marital sex is holy…

Marital sex is holy;
it should be kept sacred.
Extra marital sex is immoral;
it should be kept secret..:

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Do Men Start Sweating…

In Which Situation, Do Men Start Sweating
In 10 Mins and Women Want To Go ON and ON and ON?
Think..
Think..
Ans is SHOPPING!
God Bless Your Naughty Mind!

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Alcohol is Bad for Legs

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a Woman sitting by herself.
Man, “May I buy you a cocktail?”
Lady, “No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs.”
Man, “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
Lady, “No, they open!”

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Definition of Kiss

A kiss is a upper preparation for a lower invasion
that will lead to further penetration with fast acceleration
that will build the next generation.

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whatever they say, is for me the perfect match

Sunshine & Rain do not always come together
Day & Night never coincide
But you & me ,

whatever they say, is for me the perfect match

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Reports got mixed up

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don’t know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor – Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don’t sleep with her!

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