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Alcohol is Bad for Legs

A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a Woman sitting by herself.
Man, “May I buy you a cocktail?”
Lady, “No thank you; alcohol is bad for my legs.”
Man, “Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?”
Lady, “No, they open!”

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Definition of Kiss

A kiss is a upper preparation for a lower invasion
that will lead to further penetration with fast acceleration
that will build the next generation.

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whatever they say, is for me the perfect match

Sunshine & Rain do not always come together
Day & Night never coincide
But you & me ,

whatever they say, is for me the perfect match

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Reports got mixed up

Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up.
We don’t know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma!

husband: What should i do now?

Doctor – Send her 4 jogging,
if she returns, don’t sleep with her!

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Perfect example of good & bad luck

What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?

The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck)

but at the same time

Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck)

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The only man in this world….

The only man in this world,

Who likes a Woman Fully COVERED Is…

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If i sleep with your best friend

HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend
what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.

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Utility of Mangalsutra?

Utility of Mangalsutra?
Licence 2 enjoy Kamasutra without Condom..
Whats the utility of a Condom?
Licence to enjoy Kamasutra without the Mangalsutra…

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