A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.
a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes
give ur tongue some exercise.
Qualities Of A Perfect Husband:
And If All Else Fails,
Read The CAPITAL LETTERS Only..!!
If A Boy Gives A Love Letter To A Girl
People Call Him “Loffer”
But If A Girl Gives A Letter To A Boy
They Call It “Offer”
“Feel The Difference”
What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?
The Girl Will Look
A CHURCH BELL!
Written On The T-Shirt Of A Girl:
Objects Inside The T-Shirt Are
Larger Then They Appear From Outside.
Aids awareness slogan:
Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool…
KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..
Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work – if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand
Q: What is a kiss?
A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a bra n panty.
Guard: madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: kaun sa utaroon?
GOd is great.
One such example is here
He blows the naughty wind which blows
the gal’s skirt high,
But he sends dust along to close
the boys eyes as well.