Gangster’s son failed his examination

Q: What did the gangster’s son
tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

Posted in Funny SMS |

Let us live!!!

Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share
the deepest secrets of our souls!!!
You first.

Posted in Flirt SMS |

Ticket checker to a saint

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

Posted in Funny SMS |

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the..

Nothing can so alienate a voter from the
political system as backing a winning candidate.
- Mark B. Cohen

Posted in Politics SMS |

Sunday Meanings…

S –> Sote Raho.
U –> Utho Der Se.
N –> Nahao Mat.
D –> Dekhte Raho Cricket.
A –> Aaram Se Karo.
Y –> Yaad Karo Humko.So Njoy your Great Sunday

Posted in Greetings SMS |

Everyday you take Vegetarian meals….

Everyday you take Vegetarian meals….
But today you take Non-Vegetarian meals….
You know which day? That is Sunday……

Posted in Greetings SMS |

Enjoy Sunday

Enjoy Sunday….
Bcoz weekly only 1 day is Holiday…
That is Sunday!

Posted in Greetings SMS |

Test to check your capability of Mathematics

It’s a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once…….
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go….
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIONS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button

Posted in Flirt SMS |
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